Alexis’s house
November 3, 2021
“In retrospect, it probably would have been 🍑 es and cream if Woolly had thought to set the thesaurus on fire on the fifty-yard line. But for some reason Woolly couldn’t quite remember, he had put the book in the end zone, and when he’d thrown the match, the flames had quickly followed a trail of gas that had been sloshed on the grass, engulfed the gas can, and triggered an explosion that set the goalpost on fire.”
“There was also a jar of homemade applesauce and another of 🍑 es in syrup.”
Rating:🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 right up there with Gentleman in Moscow
Portland Peaches 