โThen his climbing beans were eaten by the deer, the turnips by rabbits, and a pair of porcupines made quick work of his ๐ saplings.โ
โThere is a beaded necklace dropped by a longshoremanโs wife during a moment of indiscretion, a splintered lens from a bookkeeperโs spectacles, stray curls blown from a barberโs market stall by an offshore breeze, ๐ pits, rotting broadsheets of forgotten songs. โ
โI hope he doesnโt mess that up and lose her, because sheโs a ๐.
Host of the eveningChicken fricaseeAnd lots of RosieโsAnd a fire/ explosionRiviting conversationSilk pie Matching napkins, of courseRosie, err, Heidi?We had strong feelings about the book
โSadie took a bite of the fruit. It was mildly sweet, its flesh somewhere between a ๐ and a cantaloupe. Maybe it was her favorite fruit, too?โ
โYou are in a ๐ orchard. Here is a perfect day. Your high school classmate, Swan, is in town, and he knows a guy who has adopted a ๐ tree on Masumoto Family Farm, near Fresno. Swanโs guy says that you and your friends can take all the fruit they want from the tree, but the only day youโre allowed to go is Saturday morning. โPeople adopt ๐ trees?โ you ask. โThese arenโt ordinary ๐ es,โ Swan tells you. โThe fruit is too delicate to be shipped to grocery stores. The farm has been owned by the family since 1948, since just after internment. My friend had to write an essay and fill out an application to be allowed to adopt the tree.โ You tell Zoe, and she wants to go. And she invites Sadie, who invites Alice. And you invite Sam, who invites Lola, the girl he is seeing. And then you invite Simon and Ant, because they should take a day off from making Love Doppelgรคngers every now and again. The group leaves Los Angeles at 6 a.m. and by 9:30, youโre in Fresno, but it seems like a whole other world.
โThe ๐ es are impossibly large and almost fluffy. They arenโt engineered to survive the indignities of shipping, of grocery store shelves. Zoe samples one, and she says itโs like eating a flower. And then she hands it to you, and you take a bite, and you say itโs like drinking a ๐ . And then you hand the ๐ to Sam, who bites down and says, itโs like a song about a ๐ more than itโs like a ๐ .โ
โAnd your friends begin to make increasingly absurd similes and metaphors about ๐ es. โItโs like finding Jesus.โ โItโs like finding out the things you believed in as a child are actually real.โ โItโs like eating the mushrooms in Super Mario.โ โItโs like recovering from dysentery.โ โItโs like Christmas morning.โ โItโs like all eight nights of Hanukkah.โ โItโs like having an orgasm.โ โItโs like having multiple orgasms.โ โItโs like watching a great movie.โ โReading a great book.โ โPlaying a great game.โ
โItโs like finishing debugging on your own game.โ โItโs the taste of youth itself.โ โItโs feeling well after a long sickness.โ โItโs running a marathon.โ โIโll probably never have to do a single other thing in my life, because I tasted this ๐ .โ The last one to taste is Sadie. Somehow, the ๐ โwhatโs left of itโmakes its way back to you, and you hold it up to the tree, where Sadie has been industriously harvesting. Sadie wears a big straw hat, and she has climbed up the ladder and set a wicker basket on the top step. She looks so fine and wholesome, like a girl in a WPA poster. She is smiling at you, exposing the narrow gap between her teeth. โDo I dare?โ she asks. โYou dare.โ
โYou are in the strawberry field. You are dead. A prompt comes up on the screen: Start game from the beginning? Yes, you think. Why not? If you play again, you might win. Suddenly, there you are, brand-new, feathers restored, bones unbroken, sanguine with fresh blood. You are flying more slowly than last time, because you donโt want to miss any of it. The cows. The lavender. The woman humming Beethoven. The distant bees. The sad-faced man and the couple in the pond. The beat of your heart before you go onstage. The feel of a lace sleeve against your skin. Your mother singing Beatles songs to you, trying to sound like sheโs from Liverpool. The first playthrough of Ichigo. The rooftop on Abbot Kinney. The taste of Sadie mixed with Hefeweizen beer. Samโs round head in your hands. A thousand paper cranes. Yellow-tinted sunglasses. A perfect ๐ . This world, you think. You are flying over the strawberry field, but you know itโs a trap. This time, you keep flying.โ
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Buttered gin anyone?Suzanne reciting Shakespeare The Magic Eye
Peach rating ๐๐๐, discussion gets a ๐๐๐๐๐
โThe surprise of seeing her body all at once, the pale bikini of untanned skin like invisible clothes over the ๐es of breasts and her cooch.โ
๐ cobbler cut in a little square. Right now, I could draw that cobbler.โ
โMom is gorgeous, sheโs killing him with it, prettier than two ๐esโ
Rating: ๐๐๐๐๐
“Demon Copperhead,” by Barbara Kingsolver and “Trust,” by Hernan Diaz
Barbara Kingsolver Mike Belleme for The New York Times
Two awards were given in this category: to Barbara Kingsolver, for a recasting of the Charles Dickens novel “David Copperfield” set in Appalachia. The narrator’s “wise, unwavering voice relates his encounters with poverty, addiction, institutional failures and moral collapse – and his efforts to conquer them, the committee said. Hernan Diaz was honored for “Trust” which explores family, ambition and wealth through linked narratives in different literary styles.
โHer gray hair frizzy, cheekbones protruding like the tops of two ๐ es, tattooed eyebrows rusting as the ink fades out. โ
โThere were ๐ -colored roses and white hydrangeas to decorate the tables, budding lilies, cream and chartreuse, to strew over the wooden arbor weโd pass under in the ceremony.โ
โMetal containers full of jeotgal, salt-fermented seafood banchan, affectionally known as rice thieves, because their intense, salty flavor cries out for starchy, neutral balance; raw, pregnant crabs, floating belly up in soy sauce to show off the unctuous roe protruding out from beneath their shells; millions of minuscule ๐ -colored krill used for making kimchi or finishing hot soup with rice; and my familyโs favorite, crimson sacks of pollack roe smothered in gochugaru, myeongnanjeot.โ