North Woods

Tilaโ€™s house

March 19

6:30

โ€œThen his climbing beans were eaten by the deer, the turnips by rabbits, and a pair of porcupines made quick work of his ๐Ÿ‘ saplings.โ€

โ€œThere is a beaded necklace dropped by a longshoremanโ€™s wife during a moment of indiscretion, a splintered lens from a bookkeeperโ€™s spectacles, stray curls blown from a barberโ€™s market stall by an offshore breeze, ๐Ÿ‘ pits, rotting broadsheets of forgotten songs. โ€

Peach Rating: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

The Enemy at Home

Steveโ€™s house

February 6, 6:30

โ€œI hope he doesnโ€™t mess that up and lose her, because sheโ€™s a ๐Ÿ‘.

Host of the evening
Chicken fricasee
And lots of Rosieโ€™s
And a fire/ explosion
Riviting conversation
Silk pie
Matching napkins, of course
Rosie, err, Heidi?
We had strong feelings about the book

Peach rating: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘, overall evening ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

And Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow

Clarissaโ€™s house

December 12, 6:30

โ€œSadie took a bite of the fruit. It was mildly sweet, its flesh somewhere between a ๐Ÿ‘ and a cantaloupe. Maybe it was her favorite fruit, too?โ€

โ€œYou are in a ๐Ÿ‘ orchard.
Here is a perfect day. Your high school classmate, Swan, is in town, and he knows a guy who has adopted a ๐Ÿ‘ tree on Masumoto Family Farm, near Fresno. Swanโ€™s guy says that you and your friends can take all the fruit they want from the tree, but the only day youโ€™re allowed to go is Saturday morning.
โ€œPeople adopt ๐Ÿ‘ trees?โ€ you ask.
โ€œThese arenโ€™t ordinary ๐Ÿ‘ es,โ€ Swan tells you. โ€œThe fruit is too delicate to be shipped to grocery stores. The farm has been owned by the family since 1948, since just after internment. My friend had to write an essay and fill out an application to be allowed to adopt the tree.โ€
You tell Zoe, and she wants to go. And she invites Sadie, who invites Alice. And you invite Sam, who invites Lola, the girl he is seeing. And then you invite Simon and Ant, because they should take a day off from making Love Doppelgรคngers every now and again. The group leaves Los Angeles at 6 a.m. and by 9:30, youโ€™re in Fresno, but it seems like a whole other world.

โ€œThe ๐Ÿ‘ es are impossibly large and almost fluffy. They arenโ€™t engineered to survive the indignities of shipping, of grocery store shelves. Zoe samples one, and she says itโ€™s like eating a flower. And then she hands it to you, and you take a bite, and you say itโ€™s like drinking a ๐Ÿ‘ . And then you hand the ๐Ÿ‘ to Sam, who bites down and says, itโ€™s like a song about a ๐Ÿ‘ more than itโ€™s like a ๐Ÿ‘ .โ€

โ€œAnd your friends begin to make increasingly absurd similes and metaphors about ๐Ÿ‘ es.
โ€œItโ€™s like finding Jesus.โ€
โ€œItโ€™s like finding out the things you believed in as a child are actually real.โ€
โ€œItโ€™s like eating the mushrooms in Super Mario.โ€
โ€œItโ€™s like recovering from dysentery.โ€
โ€œItโ€™s like Christmas morning.โ€
โ€œItโ€™s like all eight nights of Hanukkah.โ€
โ€œItโ€™s like having an orgasm.โ€
โ€œItโ€™s like having multiple orgasms.โ€
โ€œItโ€™s like watching a great movie.โ€
โ€œReading a great book.โ€
โ€œPlaying a great game.โ€

โ€œItโ€™s like finishing debugging on your own game.โ€
โ€œItโ€™s the taste of youth itself.โ€
โ€œItโ€™s feeling well after a long sickness.โ€
โ€œItโ€™s running a marathon.โ€
โ€œIโ€™ll probably never have to do a single other thing in my life, because I tasted this ๐Ÿ‘ .โ€
The last one to taste is Sadie. Somehow, the ๐Ÿ‘ โ€”whatโ€™s left of itโ€”makes its way back to you, and you hold it up to the tree, where Sadie has been industriously harvesting.
Sadie wears a big straw hat, and she has climbed up the ladder and set a wicker basket on the top step. She looks so fine and wholesome, like a girl in a WPA poster. She is smiling at you, exposing the narrow gap between her teeth. โ€œDo I dare?โ€ she asks.
โ€œYou dare.โ€

โ€œYou are in the strawberry field.
You are dead.
A prompt comes up on the screen: Start game from the beginning?
Yes, you think. Why not? If you play again, you might win.
Suddenly, there you are, brand-new, feathers restored, bones unbroken, sanguine with fresh blood.
You are flying more slowly than last time, because you donโ€™t want to miss any of it. The cows. The lavender. The woman humming Beethoven. The distant bees. The sad-faced man and the couple in the pond. The beat of your heart before you go onstage. The feel of a lace sleeve against your skin. Your mother singing Beatles songs to you, trying to sound like sheโ€™s from Liverpool. The first playthrough of Ichigo. The rooftop on Abbot Kinney. The taste of Sadie mixed with Hefeweizen beer. Samโ€™s round head in your hands. A thousand paper cranes. Yellow-tinted sunglasses. A perfect ๐Ÿ‘ .
This world, you think.
You are flying over the strawberry field, but you know itโ€™s a trap.
This time, you keep flying.โ€

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Buttered gin anyone?
Suzanne reciting Shakespeare
The Magic Eye

Peach rating ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘, discussion gets a ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Halloween Party

October 24

Suzanneโ€™s 6:30pm

Funnest napkins ever

โ€œIt tastes of fruit, of ๐Ÿ‘ es. Drink it, Miranda, and you will be happier still.”

Miranda took the gilt cup. She sniffed at it.

“Yes. Yes, it does smell of ๐Ÿ‘ es. Oh look, there’s the sun. Really red gold looking as though it was lying on the edge of the world.โ€

Fire Peach set something on fire. Raisins
Mirror mirror on the wall
Bathroom decor
Poor sock monkey
Burt or Colbert, you must choose

Peach rating ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ for the book but ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ for the evening.

DemonCopperhead

Minaโ€™s

April 11, 2023

March 6, 2023, 6:30pm

โ€œThe surprise of seeing her body all at once, the pale bikini of untanned skin like invisible clothes over the ๐Ÿ‘es
of breasts and her cooch.โ€

๐Ÿ‘ cobbler cut in a little square. Right now,
I could draw that cobbler.โ€

โ€œMom is gorgeous, sheโ€™s killing him with it, prettier than two ๐Ÿ‘esโ€


Rating: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

“Demon Copperhead,” by Barbara Kingsolver and “Trust,” by Hernan Diaz

Barbara Kingsolver Mike Belleme for The New York Times

Two awards were given in this category: to Barbara Kingsolver, for a recasting of the Charles Dickens novel “David Copperfield” set in Appalachia. The narrator’s “wise, unwavering voice relates his encounters with poverty, addiction, institutional failures and moral collapse – and his efforts to conquer them, the committee said. Hernan Diaz was honored for “Trust” which explores family, ambition and wealth through linked narratives in different literary styles.

Crying in H Mart

May 22

Wendyโ€™s

6:30pm

โ€œHer gray hair frizzy, cheekbones protruding like the tops of two ๐Ÿ‘ es, tattooed eyebrows rusting as the ink fades out. โ€

โ€œThere were ๐Ÿ‘ -colored roses and white hydrangeas to decorate the tables, budding lilies, cream and chartreuse, to strew over the wooden arbor weโ€™d pass under in the ceremony.โ€

โ€œMetal containers full of jeotgal, salt-fermented seafood banchan, affectionally known as rice thieves, because their intense, salty flavor cries out for starchy, neutral balance; raw, pregnant crabs, floating belly up in soy sauce to show off the unctuous roe protruding out from beneath their shells; millions of minuscule ๐Ÿ‘ -colored krill used for making kimchi or finishing hot soup with rice; and my familyโ€™s favorite, crimson sacks of pollack roe smothered in gochugaru, myeongnanjeot.โ€

Rating: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Food: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘